1/2 cup of fresh pineapple chunks
(go ahead and use drained, canned pineapple if you can’t find a good fresh one)
3/4 cup light coconut milk
3/4 cup 100% pineapple juice
definitely do not add 3 oz white rum!!!
Set the pineapple chunks in the freezer for a few minutes.
Frozen/chilled pineapple is the goal. In fact, make all the ingredients cold.
Combine all ingredients in a blender until smooth and frothy.
Pour into a highball or hurricane-style glass.
Add a pineapple wedge, straw, fancy umbrella, whatever garnish you have that might help transport you to a beach somewhere warm!